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 To Soar Into the Sunset:  Being the Memoirs of a Somewhat Irregular Night Fury  (aka "How to Train Your Dragon with a Robert Heinlein Plot Twist") Author´s Notes: (More Like Author's Encylopedia Britanica Volume I Nerd Edition Version 2.5, but just for this chapter) When I saw "How to Train Your Dragon" I could not get it out of my head how much Hiccup's nararation sounded like what you would read from a character in a Robert Heinlein novel- funny, sarcastic but also very thought provoking, too. I then thought it could be fun to write the movie novelization as though Robert Heinlein had written it (since he did write a lot

 Chapter 2: Life is Short But the Years are Long (Growing up Night Fury) "Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy." - "The Notebooks of Lazarus Long" Disclaimer:  The usual. Dreamworks and Cressida Cowell came up with the basic characters. But the mother and the sisters are original characters (and they made me feed them lots of fish to be in this) Also, no dragons were harmed in the writing of this chapter. Some were irritated by it, though. Chapter quote is from Robert Heinlein Fainting is highly overrated. I came to, lying on the forbidden ground and realizing I was going to be here for a very long time. Like the

 Chapter 3: Between Continents Disclaimer:  I do not own Toothless, but some of the other characters in here are mine. They will not admit it, though. At least not when I am around. Unless I give them lots of chocolate. The chapter quote is from Robert Heinlein "How can I possibly put a new idea into your heads, if I do not first remove your delusions?"- (Life-lines) I'm still amazed when I consider how far I traveled. At the time I was so full of impressions from all the new things I saw that I did not realize how long the journey was. My father knew it would take a long time to reach our Signal Stone, at least most of a year. Part of

 Chapter 4: Stranger in a Strange Canyon Disclaimers:    noun: 1. a disclaiming; denial or renunciation, as of a claim, title, etc.. 2. a refusal to accept responsibility; disavowal (Origin: Anglo-Fr desclamer, inf. used as n. Webster's New World Dictionary) Translation-   All the characters in here came from Dreamworks and Cressida Cowell and their genius. Except, maybe, for the mosquitoes, wolves, birds, rain, lightning and general canyon wildlife. I created that, and it is now taking up a lot of space in my living room. Chapter Quote is from Robert Heinlein "When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and

 Chapter 5: The Viking Who Walks Through Walls And here's the next installment! This is one of my favorite scenes in the movie, so I hope I did it justice. Disclaimer:  I don't own dragons or Vikings, but I am owned by two cats. "Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done." - (R.A. Heinlein, The Rolling Stones) Morning again and I was still alive. The storm had brought in cooler weather along with mist; autumn would be on its way soon. Tiredness caught up with me, and I found myself slipping into sleep. When I woke up again, it was just after noon. The sleep had done me a lot of good.   I no longer hurt in